Local Dealer - Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

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Sometimes, the best things come from right around the corner—whether it’s fresh eggs or a side of political satire. This “Local Dealer” graphic tee features a carton of eggs, but with a wink and a nudge that says there’s more going on than just farm-fresh breakfast staples. From the recent flurry of hen registrations to the rising costs of eggs, this shirt serves as a light-hearted (but not-so-subtle) commentary on the current state of things. Perfect for anyone who’s experienced the egg-flation crisis, the rise of backyard poultry politics, or just loves a good pun!


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Sometimes, the best things come from right around the corner—whether it’s fresh eggs or a side of political satire. This “Local Dealer” graphic tee features a carton of eggs, but with a wink and a nudge that says there’s more going on than just farm-fresh breakfast staples. From the recent flurry of hen registrations to the rising costs of eggs, this shirt serves as a light-hearted (but not-so-subtle) commentary on the current state of things. Perfect for anyone who’s experienced the egg-flation crisis, the rise of backyard poultry politics, or just loves a good pun!


Sometimes, the best things come from right around the corner—whether it’s fresh eggs or a side of political satire. This “Local Dealer” graphic tee features a carton of eggs, but with a wink and a nudge that says there’s more going on than just farm-fresh breakfast staples. From the recent flurry of hen registrations to the rising costs of eggs, this shirt serves as a light-hearted (but not-so-subtle) commentary on the current state of things. Perfect for anyone who’s experienced the egg-flation crisis, the rise of backyard poultry politics, or just loves a good pun!


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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)

• Relaxed fit

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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